Fetch the evidence
We read public metadata, the project tree, and a bounded set of high-signal files.
AI REPO COMEDY ROAST
Drop a public GitHub repository. Haiku reads the evidence, finds the most questionable choices, and delivers the devastatingly funny code roast you deserve. Strictly for entertainment!
THE FORENSICS
Not a random insult generator. Every roast starts with actual repository evidence.
We read public metadata, the project tree, and a bounded set of high-signal files.
Haiku ignores real bugs and instead mocks your over-engineered abstractions, naming conventions, and terrible styling choices.
Your mode controls the delivery. Whether it's a pedantic code review or a comedy set, it's guaranteed to hurt your feelings.